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cheerfulmetaphysics:

sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.
#beattheshitouttarapists2k14


I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

cheerfulmetaphysics:

sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.

#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

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animaglacialis:

itsa-me-amelie:

verceri:

verceri:

sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

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imagine that howling at the moon

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imagine

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Truly a ferocious predator.

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

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the big wolves are his younger sisters

oh my fucking god it got better

(Source: jetstreamsamofficial, via zanetheaiden)

I got a coloring book

I got a coloring book

hsuoring:

wetbottom:

wetbottom:

one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face

please do not tell me i was wrong for punching him. i had very deep feelings for him. he knew that i did and he took advantage of that to humiliate me. i had every right to knock his sorry fucking teeth out

Proper measures were taken and I encourage everyone to follow this example

(Source: ezrabot, via the-weenie-soldier)

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

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fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

(Source: pumpkinscully, via davidtommy)

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

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sluttiest-virgin:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”
Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.
The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:
“During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with”
Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

FUCK

sluttiest-virgin:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with

Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

FUCK

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weavemunchers:

so i asked my friend to photoshop a picture of waluigi over my boob so i could send it to the dumb boys that ask/have already asked me for nudes and the reactions are amazing

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i think iv found my new favorite thing to do 

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glitterandmetal-yt-da:

tonedbellyplease:

lexlifts:

garyg17:

honest-babee:

garyg17:

honest-babee:

garyg17:

honest-babee:

garyg17:

Someone needs to mow the lawn

someone needs to mind their own business, ‘cause they ain’t ever gunna see/touch this lawn anyway

Obviously I wouldn’t volunteer to. Get that bush wacked, heathen.

you’re a fucking child. i’ll end you.

You need to end the life span of your pubic hair.

pubic hair can be cute fyi so shut your filthy mouth ;)

Pubic hair will never be cute it’s a sign of bad hygiene. Grow up and take care of your shit. Yucky ass kitty 😷

you’re a literal moron if you think that pubic hair on women is a sign of poor hygiene. its fucking hair its not a shield that prevents you from cleaning your vulva. typical douchenozzle just wanting women to conform to his “ideals”. youre telling people to grow up? lmao nah son. grow the fuck up and educate yourself and stop being a fucking crap baby about natural hair growth.   

Take a knee, son.
"Pubic hair is a sign of bad hygiene" you say? Well in fact it protects from rash-causing friction and from bacteria, and the removal of it can cause infection and increase the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases.

Pubic hair does have a purpose, providing a cushion against friction that can cause skin abrasion and injury, and protection from bacteria. Some methods of pubic hair removal can lead to damage to the skin itself as well as increasing the risk of infections.
Pubic hair removal naturally irritates and inflames the hair follicles, leaving microscopic open wounds. Frequent hair removal is necessary to stay smooth, causing regular irritation of the shaved or waxed area. When that is combined with the warm, moist environment of the genitals, it becomes a happy culture media for some of the nastiest bacterial pathogens. 
Herpes is also an increased risk “due to the microscopic wounds being exposed to virus carried by mouth or genitals.” [Source]

"Pubic hair will never be cute" you say? Well in fact the evolutionary purpose of it is to release pheromones that attract the opposite sex.

Biologically, the areas of thicker hair on humans’ underarms and genitals are probably related to sexual selection. Both of those areas are sites of scent-releasing organs called apocrine glands. The odorous chemicals that the glands emit are unique to every person and may help attract members of the opposite sex, like pheromones in other animals. [Source]
Without pubic hair, pheromone production will likely drop and what pheromones are produced may not have as much longevity. It’s easy to think of pheromones as “bad smells” we no longer need or want, but they are a crucial aspect of attraction that likely remain relevant. [Source]

Next time you want to spew your uneducated wank all over someone’s post have a long game of hide-and-go-fuck-yourself instead.


Telling someone that pubic hair is a sign of poor hygiene is like telling somebody who does not shave their head that their scalp is dirty because they have hair on it.

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

tonedbellyplease:

lexlifts:

garyg17:

honest-babee:

garyg17:

honest-babee:

garyg17:

honest-babee:

garyg17:

Someone needs to mow the lawn

someone needs to mind their own business, ‘cause they ain’t ever gunna see/touch this lawn anyway

Obviously I wouldn’t volunteer to. Get that bush wacked, heathen.

you’re a fucking child. i’ll end you.

You need to end the life span of your pubic hair.

pubic hair can be cute fyi so shut your filthy mouth ;)

Pubic hair will never be cute it’s a sign of bad hygiene. Grow up and take care of your shit. Yucky ass kitty 😷

you’re a literal moron if you think that pubic hair on women is a sign of poor hygiene. its fucking hair its not a shield that prevents you from cleaning your vulva. typical douchenozzle just wanting women to conform to his “ideals”. youre telling people to grow up? lmao nah son. grow the fuck up and educate yourself and stop being a fucking crap baby about natural hair growth.   

Take a knee, son.

"Pubic hair is a sign of bad hygiene" you say? Well in fact it protects from rash-causing friction and from bacteria, and the removal of it can cause infection and increase the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases.

Pubic hair does have a purpose, providing a cushion against friction that can cause skin abrasion and injury, and protection from bacteria. Some methods of pubic hair removal can lead to damage to the skin itself as well as increasing the risk of infections.

Pubic hair removal naturally irritates and inflames the hair follicles, leaving microscopic open wounds. Frequent hair removal is necessary to stay smooth, causing regular irritation of the shaved or waxed area. When that is combined with the warm, moist environment of the genitals, it becomes a happy culture media for some of the nastiest bacterial pathogens. 

Herpes is also an increased risk “due to the microscopic wounds being exposed to virus carried by mouth or genitals.” [Source]

"Pubic hair will never be cute" you say? Well in fact the evolutionary purpose of it is to release pheromones that attract the opposite sex.

Biologically, the areas of thicker hair on humans’ underarms and genitals are probably related to sexual selection. Both of those areas are sites of scent-releasing organs called apocrine glands. The odorous chemicals that the glands emit are unique to every person and may help attract members of the opposite sex, like pheromones in other animals. [Source]

Without pubic hair, pheromone production will likely drop and what pheromones are produced may not have as much longevity. It’s easy to think of pheromones as “bad smells” we no longer need or want, but they are a crucial aspect of attraction that likely remain relevant. [Source]

Next time you want to spew your uneducated wank all over someone’s post have a long game of hide-and-go-fuck-yourself instead.

Telling someone that pubic hair is a sign of poor hygiene is like telling somebody who does not shave their head that their scalp is dirty because they have hair on it.

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